I hope you enjoy these jokes and make sure to comment! The most popular will be used on my website in the Daily Blog Section.
1. Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school......... But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home.
2.When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.................. And then I saw her face.
3. Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer?........... Max Factor should make condoms.
4. Emile Heskey (England) 59 caps, 7 goals. Rene Higuita (Colombia) 68 caps, 8 goals. Jose Luis Chilavert (Paraguay) 74 caps, 8 goals......... Unlucky Emile, the other two are goalkeepers...
5. I can't believe that Ryan Giggs missed training in the week of the Champions League final. It's almost like he doesn't understand the meaning of commitment.
6. They say once you go black, you never go back............... I'd love to see that one on MythBusters.
7. I bet Jehovah's Witnesses have some good knock knock jokes...
8. If you were born in Gotham City and your first name is 'The', there's a good chance you'll turn out to be a villain.
9. My wife says I'm too impulsive........ What the hell does she know?.......... She only met me yesterday.
10. Statistically, Nein out of ten Germans are attractive. (Sorry German guys but it's a good'un)
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