10 Jokes a Day: The Chuck Norris Edition!

1. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

2. Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

3. Chuck Norris Lost His Virginity Before His Dad.

4. When God said "let there be light"  Chuck Norris said "say please".

5. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.                       

6. One day, a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg...  After five days of deathly pain, the cobra finally died.

7. I played Chuck Norris at Connect Four.  He beat me in three moves!      
               
8. With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.                        
9. Chuck Norris is the only guy to read twilight and not be gay.

10. Specsavers should have gone to Chuck Norris.   

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